Liberal Hot Air Grounds Afghanistan Helicopter
February 21st, 2008 by Admin
The combined weight of the extremely large egos of Sens John Kerry, Chuck Hagel and Joe Biden were too much for helicopters carrying the Senators through the mountains of Afghanistan. Or, perhaps the pilots remembered that how "uneducated" they were according to Mr. Kerry and the thought occurred to them that may not really know how to pilot a helicopter under such circumstances!!
To play devil's advocate though, the reality could have been that the cold Afghanistan winter could have caused unusual weather patterns when confronted with the combined hot air escaping from the liberal, military loathing Senators (yes, I know Hagel is a Republican). The resulting snowstorm overpowered the capabilities of our "uneducated" pilots and the helicopters themselves. They simply couldn't continue mechanically!
One unconfirmed, nonexistent source close to the incident remarked that when it became obvious trouble was brewing, Kerry offered to sacrifice the other two Senators by throwing them overboard so he could live to protest their ill-treatment at the hands of the American military. Kerry was heard to complain that the pilots were "terrorizing the young Senators just as they did those innocent women and children in Iraq."
In a statement that wasn't released by Kerry's office, he said "Bush was wrong about the helicopters flying in Afghanistan, wrong about the comfort of the seats inside them, and wrong about how beautiful this God-forsaken country really is." He continued, "we're creating enemies everywhere we go. Even the camels were spitting on me!!"
The good news is that the Senators were safely transported back to Bagram Air Base and continued their whirlwind trip to discredit President Bush, the United States, and the troops fighting for it. Senator Hagel was issued new earplugs to drown out the other two Senators' whining.
Posted in Military Perspective
Yes, CJ – it's back!!!
Have to admit I had similar thoughts once I knew the crew was ok !!!
I'm outraged no one listens to Bill O'Reilly. He did his best to get Dr. Laura to Afghanistan. Why did he drop that plan?
He said he'd handle it. Afghanistan needs more celebrity using up the helicopters.
I definately get the joke. Regretting the expense, I wish more legislators do the same so they can first hand ovbserve how great our troops are doing.
David
Is this the same person these Senators are trying to discredit?:
americanresea...com/economy/
CF, to put it frankly, us Americans sure are ignorant about the economy. But, yes, that's the same person. And I'm glad I could give you another post to bash Bush on. I know you've just been itching to remind us how much you hate him. You never have thanked us for giving you a forum for your negative energy.
Again, CF. Do some leg work and put that name of yours to some good. You're ruining your image. You may want to do some research about just how credible "American Research Group" really is and who they really are.
I had some thoughts about the pilot having those Senators in his Helicopter when I heard this, but none were as funny as yours. Good job!!
Thank you CJ for one of the funniest post I have read in awhile! Take one more at-a-boy award.
I read a comment on another blog about this. It said that John Kerry had filled out a form for a Purple Heart on his Blackberry before the rotors of the helicopter stopped turning!! LOL
Great post CJ!
johnston45, I loved your comment.
Very funny stuff CJ!! johnston45 thank you for such a good laugh!!
I was hoping that the three overpaid liberals might take a hot-air balloon ride the rest of the way. They could provide the hot air to keep the voyage "uplifting" and safe. If they are fortunate, they migh even land in one of the AQ camps.
jensad
Isn't our country god forsaken when we have people like them in our government? Yet, another inadequately thought out statement made Senator Kerry.