Tis The Season
Thursday, December 13th, 2007 Posted in Nigerian Scammers | 4 Comments »It's been awhile since I've been around, but I've been traveling the world trying to collect the millions of dollars I've won through internet lotteries and stuff. Turns out they were all scams! Who knew?! But, this ...
Representative David Sneakers (R-AR)
Thursday, November 9th, 2006 Posted in Nigerian Scammers | 6 Comments »You know, sometimes life has a way of looking up. I haven't written one of these in awhile and felt like I needed a pick me up. This is how I entertain myself - with Nigerian Scams. ...
A Religion of Healing (A Nigerian Scam)
Saturday, June 24th, 2006 Posted in Nigerian Scammers | 13 Comments »I haven't done one of these in a LONG time. I'm still getting these scam emails on a daily basis. So many of them are just aching for a beating. I write these people back and pretend ...
3rd Annual Nigerian Email Conference
Tuesday, May 16th, 2006 Posted in Nigerian Scammers | 8 Comments »First of all, I need to congratulate Cpl M on his wife's pregnancy. I've been trying with my llama for 3 1/2 years now and no luck. It takes a special pair to create life. I can ...
It's That Time Again (A Nigerian Scam)
Tuesday, April 11th, 2006 Posted in Nigerian Scammers | 27 Comments »The last one of these I did was in February. For those of you who are unaccustomed to my strange ways, I frequently get these Nigerian scams emailed to me. I'm sure you've seen them, offers of millions ...
Show Me Da Money
Thursday, February 23rd, 2006 Posted in Nigerian Scammers | 8 Comments »Okay, so I've been getting emails from some new readers who have been delving into my archives and reading the Nigerian Scams. After reading a story about a woman scammed out of $52,000 (the loser), I decided I wanted ...
Like Giving Candy To A Baby
Monday, January 30th, 2006 Posted in Nigerian Scammers | 11 Comments »I finally have internet. Today, Comcast showed up and hooked us up with some cable and high-speed internet (at a cost, of course). So, to celebrate, I'm going to post a Nigerian Scam email I recently got. ...
My How Stoic I've Become (A Nigerian Scam)
Wednesday, November 23rd, 2005 Posted in Nigerian Scammers | 12 Comments »You know, I've become very boring. I haven't done a Chris-ism in awhile and I haven't done a Nigerian Scam in a much longer time. I've been saving this on in my email for quite some time and ...
D'oh! Wrong Name!!
Wednesday, October 19th, 2005 Posted in Nigerian Scammers | 7 Comments »I got an email back from my Hong Hong friend. He's starting a little slower than your average scammer. I forgot to change the name in the email, so the "from" block actually contained my real name. ...
War In Iraq Reaches Hong Kong
Tuesday, October 18th, 2005 Posted in Nigerian Scammers | 9 Comments »I've been in a weird mood lately. I've been wanting to do goofy stuff. I think it's because I'm so happy that this is my last rotation. No more field time, no more crawling through the dirt, ...
I Have An African Brother!!
Thursday, September 15th, 2005 Posted in Nigerian Scammers | 12 Comments »I haven't done a Nigerian-type scam in awhile and I've been holding this one until I could. I literally get about 5 of these things each day. It's insane. Anyway, here's the letter I got not long ...
Money For Nothing
Saturday, August 6th, 2005 Posted in Nigerian Scammers, Photo Perspective | 2 Comments »I should just change the category to "Scammers" since this one doesn't originate in Nigeria or anywhere close. The following type of scam usually comes from Europe. As this one progresses, I hope you learn to recognize these ...
Thor No More/The Good Word
Friday, August 5th, 2005 Posted in Nigerian Scammers | 12 Comments »All good things come to an end one day. In this case, one bad thing has come to an end. I love how, at the end of their rope, these scammers resort to invoking God as a final ...
$25 Difference Between "Life" and "Death"
Thursday, August 4th, 2005 Posted in Nigerian Scammers | 4 Comments »You can always tell when a scammer means business because they sacrifice the life of the only child and son to prove a point. They also capitalize their name at the end of an email. It's a pity ...
I Think We're Losing Him, Doc
Wednesday, August 3rd, 2005 Posted in Nigerian Scammers | 4 Comments »Every one of these Nigerian/Ivory Coast/Liberian/Any African Nation scams is eventually going to try and bilk you out of your money. This is the first time I've been solicited in this way though: Dear CJ, Thanks for your mail and ...
